Photosensitivity [the cop hates flash photography during public conference]
Runny nose [nose running away]
Characteristic rash that starts on the head and moves towards the feet [brush painting from top-to-bottom]. The rash contains characteristic inclusions within macrophages [smiley faces]
Koplik's spots in mouth [a cop (policeman) is licking the pair of mikes]
Pneumonia [weasels virus in lungs]
Virus lies dormant in upper bronchi for 2 weeks before eliciting pneumonia [weasels virus is "too weaks" and sleeps around trachea]
Viral pneumonia frequently predisposes to bacterial pneumonia [weasels virus magically makes bacteria appear in the lungs]
Measles is hemolytic [biting the erythrocyte]
Untreated measles results in a 1 out 20 risk of subacute sclerosing panencephalitis later in life [Russian-roulette gun with 1 bullet in 20-bullet magazine Russian gun]
Spread by respiratory droplets [hose spraying droplets]