Muscarinic Blockers [musk ox is blocked and tied to ground]
Ipratropium ["I don't pee when I see a rat on a rope, yum!"]
Treatment of asthma and COPD [ass-ma cop scared of the rat]
Scopolamine [scoop of old amine (dung)]
Heavy doses were used for interrogations [loose tongue scooping up old amine]
Treatment of motion sickness [ship]
Atropine [atrophying pine] - the prototype muscarinic blocker
Mydriasis [dilated pupils]
cutaneous blushing [blush]
Drying effect (less tears, urinary retention, less sweating) [roots are absorbing and drying off the urine, saliva, etc. Pine is also plugging the bladder]
Used in treatment of organophosphate insecticide poisoning [roots take up & dry the insecticide]
Both atropine and scopolamine decrease GI motility [both pine & scoop of old amine blocking the emptying of stomach]
Low doses induce bradycardia [snail heart tied to pine trunk], but the heart accelerates with higher doses [the heart ran off & broke the leash]
Increases body temperature [atrophying pine is on fire]
Penetrates the brain-blood barrier [tip impales the brain]
4-hour duration [4 clocks on branches]
Contraindicated in glaucoma [roots impale and destroy the glued-eye]